1 00:00:01,653 --> 00:00:02,915 WIN! 2 00:00:05,266 --> 00:00:07,137 WIN! 3 00:00:08,356 --> 00:00:10,836 WIN! 4 00:00:10,880 --> 00:00:12,795 WIN! 5 00:00:12,838 --> 00:00:15,189 HOW MANY OF THESE ARE WE DOING, HARMON? 6 00:00:15,232 --> 00:00:18,192 WIN! 7 00:00:21,282 --> 00:00:23,414 THIS A LITTLE TOO MUCH FOR YOU, MORAN? 8 00:00:23,458 --> 00:00:25,416 THE HEAT? YEAH YEAH, A LITTLE BIT. 9 00:00:25,460 --> 00:00:28,811 - REALLY? - WIN! 10 00:00:28,854 --> 00:00:32,380 HEY, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR VALUE IS TO THIS TEAM, HUH? 11 00:00:32,423 --> 00:00:35,209 - MY VALUE? - THE ANSWER IS YOU HAVE NO VALUE. 12 00:00:35,252 --> 00:00:37,689 YOU'RE NOTHING. YOU'RE AN UNMOTIVATED PUSSY. 13 00:00:37,733 --> 00:00:39,343 OKAY, JUST GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT, COACH. 14 00:00:39,387 --> 00:00:42,825 SHUT UP. I'VE GOT 20 BOOSTERS BREATHING DOWN MY NECK. 15 00:00:42,868 --> 00:00:46,394 I'VE GOT A DEFENSE WITH MORE HOLES TO FILL THAN YOUR MOTHER, 16 00:00:46,437 --> 00:00:49,266 AND MY STAR RUNNING BACK DECIDES HE WANTS TO PLAY AT GEORGIA. 17 00:00:49,310 --> 00:00:51,355 I DON'T NEED YOUR SHIT RIGHT NOW! 18 00:00:51,399 --> 00:00:54,184 GEORGIA TECH. 19 00:00:54,228 --> 00:00:56,186 YOU KNOW, YOUR HEAD WAS ON THE CHOPPING BLOCKS 20 00:00:56,230 --> 00:00:58,841 AFTER LAST YEAR'S BOWL LOSS IN LOUISIANA. 21 00:00:58,884 --> 00:01:00,973 OH, YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT, DID YOU? 22 00:01:01,017 --> 00:01:03,541 WELL, I'VE FOUND A USE FOR YOU THIS YEAR. 23 00:01:03,585 --> 00:01:05,500 I BROUGHT IN A NEW QUARTERBACK. 24 00:01:05,543 --> 00:01:07,241 YEAH, I HEARD ABOUT THAT. 25 00:01:07,284 --> 00:01:09,547 THIS YEAR YOU'RE GONNA EARN YOUR VALUE 26 00:01:09,591 --> 00:01:11,897 BY MAKING SURE HE'S HAPPY. 27 00:01:11,941 --> 00:01:14,683 AS LONG AS HE'S HAPPY AND PRODUCTIVE, 28 00:01:14,726 --> 00:01:16,685 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A SPOT ON THIS TEAM. 29 00:01:16,728 --> 00:01:18,730 UH, WHEN CAN I MEET HIM? 30 00:01:18,774 --> 00:01:20,732 WIN! 31 00:01:20,776 --> 00:01:23,561 SHOW TIME, BABY. 32 00:01:23,605 --> 00:01:26,695 ♪ Y'all playing with it, get up on my level ♪ 33 00:01:26,738 --> 00:01:29,654 ♪ You a lightweight, this is heavy metal ♪ 34 00:01:29,698 --> 00:01:32,701 ♪ Boy, it's crunch time, time to lock and load ♪ 35 00:01:32,744 --> 00:01:36,139 ♪ I'm a rock star, I can rock 'n' roll ♪ 36 00:01:36,183 --> 00:01:38,098 ♪ Y'all playing with it, get up on my level... ♪ 37 00:01:38,141 --> 00:01:39,708 WHAT'S UP, COACH? 38 00:01:39,751 --> 00:01:41,623 ♪ You a lightweight, this is heavy metal... ♪ 39 00:01:41,666 --> 00:01:44,234 MEET YOUR NEW QUARTERBACK, MORAN. 40 00:01:44,278 --> 00:01:46,410 - NICE. - Man 41 00:01:46,454 --> 00:01:49,718 - WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY? - I HAVE NO IDEA, MAN. 42 00:01:49,761 --> 00:01:53,939 AND WHY DOESN'T COACH LET THE REST OF US WEAR THONGS TO PRACTICE? 43 00:01:53,983 --> 00:01:57,029 - Man: CAN YOU FEEL THAT? 44 00:02:00,424 --> 00:02:03,862 YOU BETTER HOLD ON. THIS ONE'S ABOUT TO GET BUMPY. 45 00:02:05,386 --> 00:02:07,953 ♪ GIVE ME A HELL, GIVE ME A YEAH ♪ 46 00:02:07,997 --> 00:02:09,303 ♪ HELL YEAH 47 00:02:09,346 --> 00:02:10,869 ♪ STAND UP RIGHT NOW 48 00:02:10,913 --> 00:02:14,525 ♪ GIVE ME A HELL, GIVE ME A YEAH ♪ 49 00:02:14,569 --> 00:02:16,875 ♪ STAND UP RIGHT NOW, RIGHT NOW ♪ 50 00:02:16,919 --> 00:02:20,357 ♪ GIVE ME A HELL, GIVE ME A YEAH ♪ 51 00:02:20,401 --> 00:02:22,577 ♪ STAND UP RIGHT NOW. 52 00:02:25,232 --> 00:02:27,277 'CAUSE WHEN I GET LOCKED IN, 53 00:02:27,321 --> 00:02:29,932 OOH, I'M, LIKE, UNSTOPPABLE. 54 00:02:29,975 --> 00:02:32,413 I'M LIKE A COMET, AN ENIGMA. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 55 00:02:32,456 --> 00:02:34,241 I THINK I DO. 56 00:02:34,284 --> 00:02:35,764 I HATE HIM. 57 00:02:35,807 --> 00:02:37,766 YOU'RE OUR QUARTERBACK, BROBEANS, NOT HIM. 58 00:02:37,809 --> 00:02:40,638 YEAH, BUT DESPERATE TIMES, I GUESS. 59 00:02:40,682 --> 00:02:42,379 HE'S ALL RIGHT. 60 00:02:42,423 --> 00:02:43,772 HE SAYS HE'S NEVER BEEN INJURED, 61 00:02:43,815 --> 00:02:45,513 WHICH IS GREAT FOR ME. YOU GET A QUARTERBACK-- 62 00:02:45,556 --> 00:02:47,341 THIS IS MY LAST YEAR BEFORE I GO PRO. 63 00:02:47,384 --> 00:02:49,081 I NEED TO LEAVE THIS SCHOOL A CHAMPION. 64 00:02:49,125 --> 00:02:50,431 WE CAN'T TRUST HIM. 65 00:02:50,474 --> 00:02:53,042 PLUS, YOU DON'T WANT A FRESHMAN STARTING OVER YOU. 66 00:02:53,085 --> 00:02:55,653 YES I DO. THAD, YES I DO. HEY. 67 00:02:55,697 --> 00:02:57,438 ...EVERY TIME, SO-- 68 00:02:57,481 --> 00:02:59,396 HEY, BAYWATCH, WHY DON'T YOU 69 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:01,485 GO BACK TO THE LOCKER ROOM AND PUT SOME REAL CLOTHES ON? 70 00:03:01,529 --> 00:03:03,139 THESE ARE CLOTHES, LURCH. 71 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:05,272 ANYWAY, LIKE I WAS SAYING-- 72 00:03:05,315 --> 00:03:06,882 I'M SORRY, WHAT DID YOU CALL ME? 73 00:03:06,925 --> 00:03:08,884 - LURCH-- FROM "THE ADDAMS FAMILY." - HARMON, HARMON. 74 00:03:08,927 --> 00:03:11,495 I'M SORRY. ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF. 75 00:03:11,539 --> 00:03:13,062 I'M YOUR TEAM CAPTAIN. 76 00:03:13,105 --> 00:03:14,846 MY TEAM DON'T HAVE A CAPTAIN ACTUALLY. 77 00:03:14,890 --> 00:03:16,761 REALLY? WELL, TRY THIS ONE ON FOR SIZE: 78 00:03:16,805 --> 00:03:18,502 - TAKE A LAP. - YOU TAKE A LAP. 79 00:03:18,546 --> 00:03:20,374 YOU TAKE A LAP, OR TWO! 80 00:03:20,417 --> 00:03:22,376 IF I TAKE TWO LAPS, THEN I MIGHT AS WELL RUN ALL THE WAY HOME. 81 00:03:22,419 --> 00:03:24,900 - MAYBE YOU SHOULD. THAT SOUNDS LIKE A WONDERFUL IDEA. - NO NO NO. 82 00:03:24,943 --> 00:03:27,119 - FINE. PEACE OUT, HOMIE. - THAD, THAD, THAD. 83 00:03:27,163 --> 00:03:30,079 PEACE OUT-- PEACE OUT YOU TOO, HOMIE. 84 00:03:30,122 --> 00:03:32,647 - WHOA WHOA WHOA. - WHAT'S THE PROBLEM, RADON? 85 00:03:32,690 --> 00:03:34,736 MAN, I'M OUT. I QUIT THIS DUMB SCHOOL. 86 00:03:34,779 --> 00:03:37,347 NO NO, NOBODY'S QUITTING. IT'S JUST A MISUNDERSTANDING. THAD'S AN IDIOT. 87 00:03:37,391 --> 00:03:39,436 MAN, THIS DUDE'S TRYING TO TELL ME I AIN'T DRESSED. 88 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:42,396 ALL RIGHT, JUST TAKE A DEEP BREATH. 89 00:03:42,439 --> 00:03:45,268 - RADON, LOOK AT ME. - LOOK AT HIM. 90 00:03:45,312 --> 00:03:48,576 WHENEVER YOU HAVE A PROBLEM, YOU JUST GO SEE MORAN HERE, 91 00:03:48,619 --> 00:03:50,882 BECAUSE HE'S YOUR PROBLEM SOLVER. 92 00:03:50,926 --> 00:03:52,667 I GET A PROBLEM SOLVER? 93 00:03:52,710 --> 00:03:53,929 YES. 94 00:03:53,972 --> 00:03:56,366 WHAT'S SIX TIMES SIX? 95 00:03:56,410 --> 00:03:58,977 36. 96 00:03:59,021 --> 00:04:02,459 THIS GUY'S GOOD. I'M BACK IN, COACH. THANKS. 97 00:04:07,508 --> 00:04:09,336 SO WHERE DID YOU PLAY AGAIN? 98 00:04:09,379 --> 00:04:11,207 'CAUSE I COULDN'T FIND ANYTHING ON YOU. 99 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:14,166 OH, ALL OVER THE PLACE-- ST. JOHN'S, ST. PETER'S, 100 00:04:14,210 --> 00:04:17,082 ST. MATTHEW'S, ST. LUKE'S, ST. PATRICK'S. 101 00:04:17,126 --> 00:04:19,607 THEN WHEN I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL, I MOVED AROUND A LOT-- 102 00:04:19,650 --> 00:04:22,784 ST. JEAN'S, DEVOTION PREP, RIKERS, NOW I'M HERE. 103 00:04:22,827 --> 00:04:24,873 WAIT WAIT, RIKERS? LIKE THE PRISON? 104 00:04:24,916 --> 00:04:27,005 OH YEAH YEAH. 105 00:04:27,049 --> 00:04:28,877 DO I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU. 106 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:32,141 SAMMY, THIS IS RADON. RADON, THIS IS MY BEST FRIEND SAMMY. 107 00:04:32,184 --> 00:04:33,751 WHAT UP, THO'? 108 00:04:33,795 --> 00:04:36,232 ONE, TWO, THREE. SURPRISE! 109 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:37,581 WHAT'S UP, ALEX? 110 00:04:37,625 --> 00:04:39,583 HOLY SHIT. 111 00:04:39,627 --> 00:04:41,324 MARY JO. 112 00:04:41,368 --> 00:04:43,326 - IT'S MY SISTER. - I KNOW. 113 00:04:43,370 --> 00:04:45,328 - HEY. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 114 00:04:45,372 --> 00:04:48,462 IT'S A NEW DAY, ALEX. I CAME TO DRINK AND BE A CHEERLEADER. 115 00:04:48,505 --> 00:04:50,681 - Radon: OH, THAT'S WHAT'S UP. - THAT'S-- THAT'S-- 116 00:04:50,725 --> 00:04:53,293 - SHE'S DRINKING-- DRINKING. - OKAY OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH. 117 00:04:53,336 --> 00:04:55,512 SAMMY, IF I WANTED A DRUNK TELLING ME NOT TO DRINK, 118 00:04:55,556 --> 00:04:57,688 I'D STILL BE LIVING WITH DAD. 119 00:04:57,732 --> 00:04:59,342 FAIR ENOUGH. 120 00:04:59,386 --> 00:05:00,822 - I'VE CHANGED, ALEX. - YEAH? 121 00:05:00,865 --> 00:05:02,693 I USED TO NOT HAVE BOOBS, 122 00:05:02,737 --> 00:05:04,826 - AND NOW I HAVE THEM. - OH MY. 123 00:05:04,869 --> 00:05:07,785 AND THE WORLD'S OPENED UP TO ME IN WAYS YOU CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE. 124 00:05:07,829 --> 00:05:09,396 OH NO, I THINK I CAN IMAGINE PRETTY WELL. 125 00:05:09,439 --> 00:05:12,529 THINK ABOUT IT-- ME, YOU, SAMMY 126 00:05:12,573 --> 00:05:14,357 TRAVELING TO GAMES TOGETHER. 127 00:05:14,401 --> 00:05:17,099 STAYING IN HOTELS, GOING TO BARS AND DRINKING, 128 00:05:17,142 --> 00:05:19,188 AND THEN AFTER GOING TO PARTIES, 129 00:05:19,231 --> 00:05:22,234 - AND THEN GOING BACK TO THE HOTELS AND PARTYING. - PART-- I LIKE PARTYING. 130 00:05:22,278 --> 00:05:24,541 - JUST LIKE WE USED TO TALK ABOUT. - YEAH. 131 00:05:24,585 --> 00:05:26,891 - WE DIDN'T TALK ABOUT THIS. - ME AND MARY JO DID. 132 00:05:26,935 --> 00:05:28,415 - WHO IS THIS? - GIRLS, 133 00:05:28,458 --> 00:05:30,634 I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET YOUR NEW CHEERLEADER MARY JO. 134 00:05:30,678 --> 00:05:32,723 I GRABBED HER A UNIFORM OUT OF THE LOCKER ROOM. 135 00:05:32,767 --> 00:05:36,379 SHE'S NOT A CHEERLEADER UNLESS WE SAY SHE'S A CHEERLEADER. 136 00:05:36,423 --> 00:05:38,947 TAKE THAT UNIFORM OFF AND GET IN LINE WITH THE OTHER FRESHMEN. 137 00:05:38,990 --> 00:05:40,514 - OKAY. - HOLD ON, HOLD ON. 138 00:05:40,557 --> 00:05:42,559 SHE'S MY SISTER. SHE DESERVES A LITTLE RESPECT. 139 00:05:42,603 --> 00:05:44,561 - OH! - UM, RESPECT, 140 00:05:44,605 --> 00:05:46,084 LIKE THIS UNIFORM, IS EARNED. 141 00:05:46,128 --> 00:05:48,783 YOU GUYS SEEM LIKE A COUPLE OF REAL COOL SLUTS. 142 00:05:50,698 --> 00:05:53,570 - LET'S GO, LADIES. - YEAH! 143 00:05:55,311 --> 00:05:58,401 WELCOME TO FRESHMAN HELL WEEK. 144 00:05:58,445 --> 00:06:00,229 YOUR FIRST ASSIGNMENT 145 00:06:00,272 --> 00:06:02,187 IS TO FEEL THE UPPERCLASSMEN'S BOOBS 146 00:06:02,231 --> 00:06:03,972 AND GUESS THEIR CUP SIZE. 147 00:06:04,015 --> 00:06:08,368 IF YOU'RE WRONG, WE SPANK YOU. 148 00:06:08,411 --> 00:06:10,500 YO, SO THIS IS FREE? 149 00:06:10,544 --> 00:06:13,721 LIKE, WE CAN JUST SIT HERE AND WATCH THIS AND WE DON'T OWE NO MONEY? 150 00:06:13,764 --> 00:06:15,723 NO. WELCOME TO COLLEGE, BUDDY. 151 00:06:21,468 --> 00:06:23,513 - C. - CORRECT. 152 00:06:23,557 --> 00:06:25,385 OKAY OKAY. HOLD ON, HOLD ON. 153 00:06:25,428 --> 00:06:27,735 IF SHE'S GETTING HAZED, I'M GETTING HAZED TOO. 154 00:06:27,778 --> 00:06:29,650 BUT YOU'RE NOT A FRESHMAN. 155 00:06:29,693 --> 00:06:31,086 NO NO, MARY JO AND I COME AS A TEAM. 156 00:06:31,129 --> 00:06:33,044 YOU REALIZE THAT IF YOU DON'T COMPLETE THE HAZING, 157 00:06:33,088 --> 00:06:34,611 YOU'LL NO LONGER BE OUR MASCOT? 158 00:06:34,655 --> 00:06:37,571 YEAH, I THINK I CAN HANDLE IT, KATE. 159 00:06:37,614 --> 00:06:40,312 GIRLS GUESS BOOB SIZE. 160 00:06:40,356 --> 00:06:42,706 - AHH! - GUYS GUESS DICK LENGTH. 161 00:06:42,750 --> 00:06:44,795 - SERIOUSLY? - MM-HMM. 162 00:06:44,839 --> 00:06:46,275 Man: AW, YEAH. 163 00:06:46,318 --> 00:06:49,017 HARD OR SOFT? 164 00:06:53,543 --> 00:06:54,979 WHAT? 165 00:06:56,851 --> 00:06:58,113 WHAT? 166 00:07:02,117 --> 00:07:04,075 I DON'T HAVE $500. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 167 00:07:09,516 --> 00:07:12,083 HEY LOOK, IT'S RADON. LET ME GET IT. 168 00:07:12,127 --> 00:07:13,955 LET ME JUST GET IT. IT'S RADON. 169 00:07:13,998 --> 00:07:16,914 LET ME JUST GET IT, OKAY? IS THAT OKAY? 170 00:07:19,917 --> 00:07:22,659 - HEY, RADON. - Yo, did Yuri find you? 171 00:07:22,703 --> 00:07:25,053 Don't listen to him, man. We don't owe him shit. 172 00:07:25,096 --> 00:07:28,404 HE'S WALKING OUT OF MY ROOM WITH MY TV AS WE SPEAK. 173 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:30,754 Yo, listen, I need you at my place now. 174 00:07:30,798 --> 00:07:33,365 There are some serious problems that need solving, man. 175 00:07:33,409 --> 00:07:35,933 Hurry up. 176 00:07:39,763 --> 00:07:41,939 RADON? 177 00:08:02,743 --> 00:08:05,485 - OH MY GOD. 178 00:08:05,528 --> 00:08:07,748 - GET ME OUT OF HERE. - HOLY SHIT. 179 00:08:07,791 --> 00:08:10,577 WHAT BUTTON DO I PRESS? I DON'T KNOW WHAT BUTTON TO PRESS. 180 00:08:10,620 --> 00:08:12,013 - THERE'S SO MANY BUTTONS. - PRESS SOMETHING. 181 00:08:12,056 --> 00:08:14,494 - OH SHIT SHIT SHIT. 182 00:08:15,799 --> 00:08:17,192 OH GOD. 183 00:08:18,846 --> 00:08:20,978 OH THANK GOD. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 184 00:08:21,022 --> 00:08:22,589 WHOO! 185 00:08:22,632 --> 00:08:26,680 HOLY SHIT, THAT SUCKED. 186 00:08:26,723 --> 00:08:28,508 YEAH, BUT YOU GOT BAKED OUT OF YOUR MIND THOUGH, RIGHT? 187 00:08:32,468 --> 00:08:35,340 WHAT IS THIS THING? DO YOU SLEEP IN THIS THING? 188 00:08:35,384 --> 00:08:37,821 HEY MAN, I SLEEP IN THERE, PARTY IN THERE. 189 00:08:37,865 --> 00:08:39,214 I DO WHATEVER IN THERE, BABY. 190 00:08:39,257 --> 00:08:41,303 IT'S MY HYPERBOLIC CHAMBER, MAN. 191 00:08:41,346 --> 00:08:43,914 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? IT GETS YOUR PLATELET LEVELS GOING 192 00:08:43,958 --> 00:08:46,569 AND YOUR HEMOGLOBIN AND YOUR D.N.A. AND SHIT. 193 00:08:46,613 --> 00:08:48,702 - T.O. GOT ONE, MAN. - OH. 194 00:08:48,745 --> 00:08:49,877 HEY, BUT LISTEN, I'M GONNA NEED YOU 195 00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:53,054 TO SOLVE ANOTHER PROBLEM FOR ME. 196 00:08:53,097 --> 00:08:56,013 YEAH, I'MA NEED YOU TO TAKE THIS CONDOM OFF ME. 197 00:08:56,057 --> 00:08:58,973 MY SKIN DON'T REACT WELL TO LATEX. 198 00:08:59,016 --> 00:09:01,758 AND, YOU KNOW, GOTTA TAKE CARE OF THE THROWING HAND. 199 00:09:01,802 --> 00:09:05,370 OKAY. 200 00:09:07,982 --> 00:09:09,636 MOTION MOTION! 201 00:09:09,679 --> 00:09:12,116 BLUE 18. 202 00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:13,988 BLUE 18. 203 00:09:14,031 --> 00:09:16,207 SET, HUT HUT. 204 00:09:20,298 --> 00:09:22,431 IT'S A RUN. IT'S A RUN. 205 00:09:25,216 --> 00:09:27,523 Men: YEAH YEAH YEAH! 206 00:09:30,308 --> 00:09:33,616 YES! YES! 207 00:09:33,660 --> 00:09:35,444 THAT'S MY Q.B.! 208 00:09:37,402 --> 00:09:39,361 PULLING A CONDOM OFF THAT GUY'S SCHLONG 209 00:09:39,404 --> 00:09:42,799 MIGHT HAVE BEEN YOUR FIRST REAL CONTRIBUTION TO THIS TEAM, MORON. 210 00:09:42,843 --> 00:09:44,235 SECOND TEAM. 211 00:09:48,022 --> 00:09:50,154 HEY MAN, MAKE ME LOOK GOOD, ALL RIGHT? 212 00:09:50,198 --> 00:09:51,895 PROBLEM SOLVER. 213 00:09:52,896 --> 00:09:55,682 BLUE 18. BLUE 18. 214 00:09:55,725 --> 00:09:57,074 SET. 215 00:10:05,039 --> 00:10:07,215 MORAN, YOU HAD A MAN WIDE OPEN DOWNFIELD. 216 00:10:07,258 --> 00:10:09,086 WHAT, ARE YOU FREAKING BLIND? 217 00:10:12,307 --> 00:10:15,266 HEY, NICE DUMP-OFF, DUMPY. 218 00:10:15,310 --> 00:10:17,704 YEAH YEAH, YOU STRAIGHT-UP SUCK, MORON. 219 00:10:17,747 --> 00:10:20,010 - YOU ASKED ME TO MAKE YOU LOOK GOOD. - I DID? 220 00:10:20,054 --> 00:10:22,273 WHEN DID I DO THAT? 221 00:10:22,317 --> 00:10:24,754 OH, YEAH YEAH, THAT REALLY HAPPENED I BET. 222 00:10:27,148 --> 00:10:28,976 HEY, STOP TOUCHING ME, MAN. 223 00:10:30,499 --> 00:10:32,762 ♪ I wanna get drunk, I tip my big cup ♪ 224 00:10:32,806 --> 00:10:35,286 ♪ All lean and mean now, I'm gettin' this green now ♪ 225 00:10:35,330 --> 00:10:39,160 ♪ I got my big cup right, fill it up all night night... ♪ 226 00:10:39,203 --> 00:10:41,728 OKAY, GIRLS, READY? 227 00:10:41,771 --> 00:10:44,382 LICK, DRINK, SUCK! 228 00:10:44,426 --> 00:10:45,645 GO! 229 00:10:50,780 --> 00:10:52,434 CACCIATORE! 230 00:11:08,537 --> 00:11:11,235 - UGH. - YOU, TURN YOUR POM-POMS IN. 231 00:11:11,279 --> 00:11:13,020 EVERYONE ELSE, GRAB A CAMERA 232 00:11:13,063 --> 00:11:15,544 AND TAKE A PICTURE MAKING OUT WITH A FOOTBALL PLAYER. 233 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:31,386 THAT'S A LOT OF HAIR IN YOUR MOUTH. 234 00:11:31,429 --> 00:11:33,954 - I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE. - OH? 235 00:11:33,997 --> 00:11:36,043 I DIDN'T JUST COME HERE TO DRINK. 236 00:11:36,086 --> 00:11:39,437 I ALSO CAME HERE TO BE A DOCTOR AND TO SEE YOU. 237 00:11:39,481 --> 00:11:41,309 I KNOW YOU LIKE ME, ALEX. 238 00:11:41,352 --> 00:11:42,789 THAT'S-- THAT'S AN UNDERSTATEMENT. 239 00:11:42,832 --> 00:11:44,529 BUT YOU'RE SAMMY'S SISTER. 240 00:11:44,573 --> 00:11:47,228 HALF-SISTER. AND BESIDES HE WOULDN'T CARE. 241 00:11:47,271 --> 00:11:49,752 OKAY, THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S ENOUGH. 242 00:11:49,796 --> 00:11:55,323 MAN, IT IS TOUGH TO FIND A FOOTBALL PLAYER WHO'LL KISS ME. 243 00:11:55,366 --> 00:11:57,412 ABSOLUTELY NOT, NO. WHY? 244 00:11:57,455 --> 00:11:59,196 WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS ANYWAY? 245 00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:01,329 ASK ME AGAIN LATER WHEN I'M TOUCHING BOOBS. 246 00:12:01,372 --> 00:12:03,331 - SO HERE WE GO. READY? - NO. 247 00:12:03,374 --> 00:12:06,334 - Thad: RADON! RADON! - SOMEBODY'S CALLING RADON OUT HERE. 248 00:12:06,377 --> 00:12:07,988 YO, WHAT UP, THO'? 249 00:12:08,031 --> 00:12:10,991 IT'S YOUR BOY RADON RANDELL, BABY, 250 00:12:11,034 --> 00:12:13,776 A.K.A. THE UNIDENTIFIED BLACK MALE, 251 00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:17,127 COMING AT YOU LIVE, BABY, FROM B.M.S. 252 00:12:17,171 --> 00:12:18,389 WE'RE ABOUT TO GET IT STARTED. 253 00:12:18,433 --> 00:12:20,217 HEY YO, I'M GONNA NEED ALL Y'ALL 254 00:12:20,261 --> 00:12:22,393 TO GET UP OUT OF MY SHOT. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 255 00:12:22,437 --> 00:12:24,526 OW! 256 00:12:24,569 --> 00:12:26,093 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 257 00:12:26,136 --> 00:12:29,357 I'M DRINKING AND I'M ABOUT TO JUMP OVER THIS CADDY. 258 00:12:31,446 --> 00:12:35,885 GET OUT OF THE WAY, MORAN. HE'S A GIFTED ATHLETE. 259 00:12:35,929 --> 00:12:38,583 OH YEAH, THIS ABOUT TO BE ALL OVER THE INTERWEB, BABY. 260 00:12:38,627 --> 00:12:40,672 - THE WHAT? - DRIVE AT ME! 261 00:12:40,716 --> 00:12:42,849 COME ON, BABY. DRIVE AT ME! 262 00:12:42,892 --> 00:12:46,461 ALL RIGHT, FINE. KILL YOURSELF. I'LL START. 263 00:12:46,504 --> 00:12:47,854 I DON'T EVEN CARE ANYMORE. 264 00:12:47,897 --> 00:12:49,899 HEY. WAIT A MINUTE. 265 00:12:49,943 --> 00:12:51,771 WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME? 266 00:12:55,383 --> 00:12:57,385 I'M STARTING, 267 00:12:57,428 --> 00:12:59,604 'CAUSE IT'S EASIER THAN BABYSITTING YOUR ASS. 268 00:12:59,648 --> 00:13:02,607 YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO START A CONVERSATION. 269 00:13:02,651 --> 00:13:04,827 I DONE DEALT WITH PEOPLE LIKE YOU BEFORE, ADAM. 270 00:13:04,871 --> 00:13:06,437 YOU'RE SCARED OF THE SPOTLIGHT. 271 00:13:06,481 --> 00:13:08,091 BULLSHIT. 272 00:13:08,135 --> 00:13:12,356 YOU STARTED THE BOWL GAME LAST YEAR AND YOU SUCKED. 273 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:15,490 YOU SUCKED AT SUCKING. YOU CAN'T EVEN SUCK GOOD. 274 00:13:15,533 --> 00:13:17,884 I PLAYED WITH TWO BROKEN RIBS BECAUSE OF YOU. 275 00:13:17,927 --> 00:13:19,668 HEY, JUST FORGET IT, ADAM. 276 00:13:19,711 --> 00:13:22,105 LEAVE THE HEAVY LIFTING TO THE BIG BOYS, MAN. 277 00:13:22,149 --> 00:13:23,585 JUST FORGET IT ABOUT IT, ADAM. 278 00:13:23,628 --> 00:13:26,631 IT'S ALEX. 279 00:13:27,589 --> 00:13:28,851 GO. 280 00:13:28,895 --> 00:13:31,593 BLUE 16. 281 00:13:31,636 --> 00:13:33,551 YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYBODY, MORON. 282 00:13:33,595 --> 00:13:35,379 HUT. 283 00:13:43,735 --> 00:13:46,521 THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD. 284 00:13:48,305 --> 00:13:50,307 WELL, LOOK WHO SHOWED UP TODAY. 285 00:13:51,874 --> 00:13:54,224 - HUT! - ♪ THE STAR ATTRACTION, IT'S HARD FOR PRACTICE ♪ 286 00:13:54,268 --> 00:13:56,661 ♪ WHEREVER YOU ARE, YOU SPARK THE ACTION ♪ 287 00:13:56,705 --> 00:13:58,750 ♪ OUR VETERAN TROOPS KNOWS THEY'RE BETTER THAN YOU ♪ 288 00:13:58,794 --> 00:14:00,970 ♪ SHOOT IT UPSIDE DOWN TO THE STAR ATTRACTION ♪ 289 00:14:01,014 --> 00:14:03,538 ♪ POP SOME SEAMS SO YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR JEANS ♪ 290 00:14:03,581 --> 00:14:05,105 ♪ I KNOW IT'S KIND OF EXTREME... ♪ 291 00:14:05,148 --> 00:14:06,323 YEAH! 292 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,817 CONGRATULATIONS, FRESHMEN. 293 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,819 YOU MADE IT THROUGH HELL WEEK. 294 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:26,474 I JUST WANT TO GO ON RECORD AS SAYING THIS HAZING WAS BULLSHIT. 295 00:14:26,517 --> 00:14:27,518 I DIDN'T TOUCH ONE BOOB. 296 00:14:27,562 --> 00:14:29,520 WELL, NOW'S YOUR CHANCE, SAMMY. 297 00:14:29,564 --> 00:14:31,871 FOR YOUR FINAL CHALLENGE BEFORE EARNING THE UNIFORMS, 298 00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:34,047 ALL FRESHMEN MUST... 299 00:14:34,090 --> 00:14:36,049 SLEEP WITH THE MASCOT. 300 00:14:36,092 --> 00:14:38,094 YEAH! YES! NOW YOU HAVE TO DO-- 301 00:14:38,138 --> 00:14:39,530 WHAT? COME ON. 302 00:14:39,574 --> 00:14:42,185 I CAN'T SLEEP WITH THE MASCOT. HE'S MY BROTHER. 303 00:14:42,229 --> 00:14:43,926 OH, THAT'S RIGHT. 304 00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:45,536 WELL, THERE'S ALWAYS NEXT YEAR. 305 00:14:45,580 --> 00:14:47,408 MAYBE NEXT TIME YOU'LL THINK TWICE 306 00:14:47,451 --> 00:14:50,019 BEFORE YOU SHOW UP TO A TRYOUT WEARING THE TEAM UNIFORM. 307 00:14:50,063 --> 00:14:51,325 OH YEAH? 308 00:14:51,368 --> 00:14:55,938 WELL, YOU-- YOU HAVE SAD TITS, KATE. 309 00:14:55,982 --> 00:14:58,593 NOT YOURS, KARA. I KIND OF LIKE YOURS. 310 00:14:58,636 --> 00:15:02,118 HEY COACH, I'D LIKE TO THANK YOU FOR TAKING THE TIME TO MEET WITH ME TODAY, 311 00:15:02,162 --> 00:15:04,294 BUT THIS PROBLEM SOLVER 312 00:15:04,338 --> 00:15:06,514 IS NOT WORKING OUT AND I'MA NEED ANOTHER ONE. 313 00:15:06,557 --> 00:15:08,429 RADON, AT THE BEGINNING OF THE WEEK 314 00:15:08,472 --> 00:15:10,518 I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA BE MY STARTING QUARTERBACK. 315 00:15:10,561 --> 00:15:12,912 AND NOW I'M NOT SO SURE. 316 00:15:12,955 --> 00:15:16,741 OH, FORGET THIS, MAN. I'M OUT OF HERE. I DON'T GOTTA PUT UP WITH THIS. 317 00:15:16,785 --> 00:15:20,789 WHERE ARE YOU GONNA GO, RADON? YOU GONNA PLAY ANOTHER YEAR AT RIKERS? 318 00:15:20,832 --> 00:15:23,618 IF YOU WANT TO PLAY FOR ME, YOU GOTTA EARN IT. 319 00:15:23,661 --> 00:15:25,620 OTHERWISE I'M GONNA SHIP YOU BACK 320 00:15:25,663 --> 00:15:27,883 TO THAT DETROIT SHITHOLE I PULLED YOU OUT OF. 321 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:31,017 ARE WE CLEAR? 322 00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:33,062 - UH, COACH, 323 00:15:33,106 --> 00:15:35,282 LOOK, I WAS JUST TRYING TO SHUT HIM UP. I'M NOT A STARTER. 324 00:15:35,325 --> 00:15:37,371 I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET AN UPPER HAND ON THAT KID 325 00:15:37,414 --> 00:15:40,330 EVER SINCE I RECRUITED HIM. AND NOW I HAVE IT. 326 00:15:40,374 --> 00:15:42,637 - IT'S YOU, MORAN. - HUH? 327 00:15:46,423 --> 00:15:48,208 EWW. 328 00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:51,776 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU TWO? 329 00:15:51,820 --> 00:15:54,301 SHE'S JUST PISSED BECAUSE THEY WANT US TO BANG EACH OTHER. 330 00:15:54,344 --> 00:15:55,911 WHO WANTED YOU TO BANG EACH OTHER? 331 00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:58,522 RADON WANTS TO SEE YOU. 332 00:15:58,566 --> 00:16:00,698 HE'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE 333 00:16:00,742 --> 00:16:02,265 WITHOUT ME. 334 00:16:02,309 --> 00:16:04,441 LET'S GO. 335 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,665 WHAT DO THEY HAVE THAT WE DON'T HAVE? 336 00:16:10,708 --> 00:16:13,276 DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT DAD USED TO SAY? 337 00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:14,930 "ONLY LOSERS PUKE"? 338 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:18,673 NO, HE SAID, "IF YOU WANT MUFF, YOU TAKE MUFF." 339 00:16:18,716 --> 00:16:20,675 I THOUGHT IT WAS INAPPROPRIATE THEN, 340 00:16:20,718 --> 00:16:25,288 BUT NOW I UNDERSTAND. 341 00:16:26,811 --> 00:16:28,596 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 342 00:16:35,124 --> 00:16:37,909 HEY, LOOK, I KNOW YOU'RE ANGRY, ALL RIGHT? 343 00:16:37,953 --> 00:16:40,042 BUT LET ME TALK TO COACH DANIELS AND THEN WE'LL SQUARE THIS-- 344 00:16:40,086 --> 00:16:44,786 NO MORE DANIELS. THIS Q.B. CONTROVERSY IS BETWEEN ME AND YOU ONLY. 345 00:16:44,829 --> 00:16:48,311 ADAM MORAN, 346 00:16:48,355 --> 00:16:50,966 I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL. 347 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:53,447 UH... 348 00:16:53,490 --> 00:16:56,102 AWESOME. 349 00:16:57,581 --> 00:16:59,105 CAN WE HELP YOU? 350 00:16:59,148 --> 00:17:01,716 YEAH, I NEED TO BE A CHEERLEADER. 351 00:17:01,759 --> 00:17:03,500 WELL, THAT IS WONDERFUL, 352 00:17:03,544 --> 00:17:05,720 BUT LIKE WE TOLD YOU, IF YOU WANT TO JOIN OUR SQUAD, 353 00:17:05,763 --> 00:17:07,200 YOU HAVE TO SLEEP WITH THE MASCOT. 354 00:17:07,243 --> 00:17:10,855 SO TURN AROUND AND RUN HOME, LITTLE GIRL. 355 00:17:10,899 --> 00:17:12,422 LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. FORGET THEM, MARY JO. 356 00:17:12,466 --> 00:17:14,816 LET'S JUST GET OUT OF HERE. 357 00:17:23,868 --> 00:17:25,783 - Guy: OH YUCK. 358 00:17:29,483 --> 00:17:32,442 Ds, YOU BITCH. 359 00:17:35,141 --> 00:17:39,101 THE RULES ARE SIMPLE-- WE EACH TAKE 10 STEPS, TURN AND SHOOT. 360 00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:42,365 WHOEVER DOESN'T GET SHOT IS Q.B.1. 361 00:17:42,409 --> 00:17:44,802 - WHAT? - YES! DUEL TO THE DEATH! 362 00:17:44,846 --> 00:17:46,891 BUT DANIELS IS JUST MESSING WITH YOU, ALL RIGHT? 363 00:17:46,935 --> 00:17:48,458 HE'S TRYING TO PROVE A POINT. 364 00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:50,199 YOU CAN START. I DON'T CARE-- 365 00:17:50,243 --> 00:17:52,549 OH, COME ON. I THOUGHT YOU WERE HERE TO PROTECT ME. 366 00:17:52,593 --> 00:17:54,421 I WAS, BUT THIS IS PERFECT. 367 00:17:54,464 --> 00:17:56,640 WHO'S IT GONNA BE? WHO'S GONNA BRING ME MY TITLE? 368 00:17:56,684 --> 00:17:59,208 - MY GOD, THIS IS RIDICULOUS. - WE AIM FOR THE LEGS. 369 00:17:59,252 --> 00:18:01,776 ANYTHING ABOVE THE LEGS IS A FOUL. 370 00:18:01,819 --> 00:18:03,386 - READY? - NO NO! 371 00:18:03,430 --> 00:18:05,736 - ONE, TWO, THREE... - I'M NOT. I'M NOT DOING-- 372 00:18:05,780 --> 00:18:08,217 FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN... 373 00:18:08,261 --> 00:18:10,393 COME ON, MAN, I'LL GO TO ANOTHER SCHOOL. 374 00:18:10,437 --> 00:18:13,309 - ...NINE, 10. - NO NO NO NO, OKAY? NO, ALL RIGHT? 375 00:18:13,353 --> 00:18:15,442 HEY, DON'T SHOOT. ALL RIGHT? NO NO. 376 00:18:15,485 --> 00:18:18,009 HEY, EVERYTHING YOU SAID THE OTHER NIGHT WAS TRUE, ALL RIGHT? 377 00:18:18,053 --> 00:18:20,490 YOU GOT ME. I'M AFRAID. 378 00:18:20,534 --> 00:18:22,362 YOU WERE ABOUT TO LET ME GET HIT BY THAT CAR. 379 00:18:22,405 --> 00:18:25,147 I TRUSTED YOU. YOU WERE MY BACKUP. 380 00:18:25,191 --> 00:18:28,237 - HE'S GOT A POINT, MORAN. - LOOK, I AM STILL YOUR BACKUP. 381 00:18:28,281 --> 00:18:31,153 ALL RIGHT? IF WE STICK TOGETHER, WE CAN RUN THIS SCHOOL. 382 00:18:31,197 --> 00:18:32,676 BUT NOBODY'S RUNNING ANYTHING 383 00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:35,288 IF ONE OF US GETS FRIGGING SHOT. 384 00:18:38,465 --> 00:18:39,988 OH MAN, 385 00:18:40,031 --> 00:18:42,033 SOMEBODY SHOOT SOMEBODY. 386 00:18:42,077 --> 00:18:44,123 I'M NOT LEAVING TILL SOMEBODY'S HURT. 387 00:18:52,305 --> 00:18:54,959 GIVE ME A BREAK. LIKE YOU'RE REALLY GONNA BANG YOUR BROTHER. 388 00:19:01,488 --> 00:19:02,750 THEY WON'T DO IT. 389 00:19:04,795 --> 00:19:07,537 HOW'S THIS FOR EARNING MY UNIFORM? 390 00:19:09,235 --> 00:19:10,323 OH! 391 00:19:13,108 --> 00:19:15,980 OH MY GOD. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? 392 00:19:16,024 --> 00:19:18,461 RIGHT OR WRONG, THAT'S DEDICATION. 393 00:19:18,505 --> 00:19:20,550 STOP. STOP. YOU'RE IN. 394 00:19:20,594 --> 00:19:22,291 YOU'RE A CHEERLEADER. WE BELIEVE YOU. 395 00:19:22,335 --> 00:19:26,774 - Both: YEAH, WE DID IT! - YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST. 396 00:19:32,606 --> 00:19:35,522 THAT'S EMBARRASSING. 397 00:19:42,137 --> 00:19:44,444 LOOK, MAN, I'M JUST HERE TO MAKE MY MARK, 398 00:19:44,487 --> 00:19:46,228 LET EVERYBODY IN THIS SCHOOL KNOW 399 00:19:46,272 --> 00:19:48,491 THAT I'M THE SHIT AND THEY'RE ABOUT TO SMELL IT. 400 00:19:48,535 --> 00:19:50,232 YEAH YEAH. 401 00:19:50,276 --> 00:19:52,452 MISSION ACCOMPLISHED, MY FRIEND. 402 00:19:52,495 --> 00:19:54,280 TRUST ME ON THAT ONE. 403 00:19:56,586 --> 00:19:58,501 ALL RIGHT. WE'RE GOOD. 404 00:19:58,545 --> 00:20:01,200 ALL RIGHT. COOL. 405 00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:04,725 AHH! SHIT. 406 00:20:04,768 --> 00:20:07,118 - YOU SHOT ME! - HEY, JUST IN CASE, MAN. 407 00:20:07,162 --> 00:20:09,469 IT'S ONLY A SCRATCH THOUGH. I'M A GOOD SHOT. 408 00:20:09,512 --> 00:20:11,732 - COME ON. 409 00:20:11,775 --> 00:20:13,342 YEAH. 410 00:20:13,386 --> 00:20:14,952 RULE NUMBER ONE IN A DUEL-- 411 00:20:14,996 --> 00:20:17,738 ALWAYS BRING YOUR OWN GUN. 412 00:20:17,781 --> 00:20:20,175 LOOK AT THAT SHIT, MAN. I'M HELPING YOU OUT ALREADY. 413 00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:23,918 THANKS. 414 00:20:23,961 --> 00:20:26,094 I'VE GOT TO HAND IT TO THE GUY. 415 00:20:26,137 --> 00:20:28,618 HE KNOWS WHAT IT TAKES TO WIN. 416 00:20:28,662 --> 00:20:31,142 HELLO, 911? 417 00:20:31,186 --> 00:20:34,233 I WOULD LIKE TO REPORT A SHOOTING AT BLUE MOUNTAIN STATE. 418 00:20:34,276 --> 00:20:37,279 WE NEED AN AMBULANCE. 419 00:20:37,323 --> 00:20:38,672 THE SHOOTER? 420 00:20:38,715 --> 00:20:41,544 OH NO, HE FLED THE SCENE. 421 00:20:41,588 --> 00:20:43,677 YES, MA'AM, I CAN DESCRIBE HIM. 422 00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:47,115 HE WAS AN UNIDENTIFIED BLACK MALE. 423 00:20:50,727 --> 00:20:52,773 ♪ THE NEXT LEVEL 424 00:20:52,816 --> 00:20:56,385 ♪ SOME BASS AND SOME TREBLE ♪ 425 00:20:56,429 --> 00:20:58,387 ♪ SOME ROCK 'N' ROLL REBELS ♪ 426 00:20:58,431 --> 00:21:01,651 ♪ FUNK CHUCK IS BEATIN' LIKE THIS IS HEAVY METAL ♪ 427 00:21:01,695 --> 00:21:04,741 ♪ Y'ALL PLAYING WITH IT, GET UP ON MY LEVEL ♪ 428 00:21:04,785 --> 00:21:07,831 ♪ YOU A LIGHTWEIGHT, THIS IS HEAVY METAL ♪ 429 00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:10,834 ♪ BOY, IT'S CRUNCH TIME, TIME TO LOCK AND LOAD ♪ 430 00:21:10,878 --> 00:21:14,011 ♪ I'M A ROCK STAR, I CAN ROCK 'N' ROLL...♪